Handbag where are thou

I was looking around for a lil' bit pricey handbag or purse what they call it here. My current purse is in the dire state that need to be replaced soon.

Having said that, I asked my cayang buchuk (kena la puji2 sketkan) to buy me one


Knowing M, in order for me to get something unnecessary, kenalah meminta during waktu i tgh berjasa

Where and when else if not during my supiring ^-*

AC tersengih2 sambil mengerling manja

M: What do you want?
AC: hmmm
M: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
AC: Can I buy a purse? but I want yg expensive la
M: you have a lot woman and you dont even take care of them. look what happen to your purse now.
*AC needs PLAN B pronto!*
AC: OK lah. what if I sell all the handbag that I seldom used and I get the one that I like.
M: By all means, go ahead BUT dont use my CC.

ciss!



korang, cantik kan?

tudia aihh laki hamba berkeroh

Nak kawin lagi??? dush dush dush

I was talking to mak the other day and mak told me that the wifey of mr cleanguy wanted to sign the form for mr cleanguy to marry another one.

Not that mr cleanguy want to marry another one!

I told M the story of mr cleanguy's wife would be the ultimate perfect idaman kalbu wife for all men. M without hesitate second that.

Nak carik nahaslah kan mamat ni.

trying his luck
M: *shoving his palm pretending it was the nikah's form* hey, here's the paper, sign this
AC: hah sign mana?, this is your first page *shoving my fist to his face*
M: oo tricky..this is 1st page & this is 2nd page *showed his right & left fist*
AC: oh dont worry honey, i dont just give you 2 pages, I'll give you 4 pages too *pointing to my right and left foot*
AC: and I smash your head to the wall. how's all that before I sign the form?

ye aku mmg ganas. dah gatal sgt kan, mai nak garu dgn dawai besi.

dont worry friends, we both take this lightly, it's illegal to polygamy in Canada anyway. I dont oppose polygamy but I dont think I am that strong to be involved in a 'BIG' realtionship.

I am so tired of people's drama

M comforted me

he said,

" who cares of people who think less of you, a real friend would know who you really are "


Can these kind of people just leave me alone...

Ahkak cun poyo laks pulak

last monday, M and I accidentally went to a store. I had no intention to buy anything as I promised M that I am going to save $5K in 2 months (his moolahs of course).

Jalan2 then we both saw this winter coat on clearance aisle.

And Oh my God! It is DKNY.

I was cringed but a nite before M hysterically menjerit at me cause I have unconsciously spent $500 of his CC and definitely no way I can make it to my resolution to keep the savings of the month at bay.

But M urged me to buy it because it's really a good deal and he was the one who spotted it.

tapikan as u all maklum, I kan bini yg baik. So we left the store with a bag of truffles.

That night, on that cold wintery nite with dry suffocated hot air dispersed from the heater duct, I tossed and turned.

On the next morning, on my supiring routine, I gave up and told M that I am gonna buy that winter coat.

Rugi wooo kalau tak beli

M told me, *I know u're going to bug me on this and I asked u to buy it last nite*

Kecoh la u

I went back to the store and bought it.

The price tak payah cakaplah kan but enough said that I saved $155...

what a zoot! Miller Harris mahai macam oink!

I thought I wanna put MIller Harris citron body wash and shampoo in the guest's bathroom.

Guess i gonna have to settle for something cheap at the clearance aisle

Buat baik berpada pada, buat jahat jgn sekali

orang ngan aku, kalau dah baik, jgn buat tahi

skali buat tahi, skali aku dah marah, skali aku dah tak suka

suckup camner pun, tak aku pedulik dah


but to most of people , aku jugak yg jahatkan
pasal korang minta tolong, aku tak nak tolong
penah pk balik ka kenapa aku taknak tolong?

hey like i care what do you guys think

so long suckas

Ngumpat nih

Recently our lembu lost one eye. I didnt know that until Madam Ebay told me when I gave her a ride. Seriously, she told me about the malfunction just by listening to the sound.

Impressive dowh!

True enough, the signal light was out and since M love to be recognized as handy dandy, I leave it up to him to fix.

Nevertheless, M didnt believe me at first that to fix the signal is as easy as ABC. I told him how Ponomagal changed the signal light by using only the screw driver, yet he gave me this udontknowwhatareutalkingabout look. like always be a ketegaq me, we went to Canadiantire to buy one. Then, M scouring through the dashboard to find the manual, found it and read it.

And finally he said,
M: hey u know what, is not as easy as u think
AC sighed
M: u dont believe me?!! *eyes popped*
M: I need to take a lot of parts in order to get to the bulb. And I need a very long screw driver to open the latch and I dont have that. Too much work and time and I dont want to put back the parts wrongly

I rolled up my eyes without literally rolled my eyes. This is going to be long.

Months passed and the signal still at its malfunction status.

On one morning when my mood not at its best and M in the mood of being nice.

AC in the silent mode
M: bla bla bla Oh AC, go to MechanicMan to fix up the signal
AC seriously wanted to give M a pathetic look but she remembered that patience is a virtue

In my heart I was like, *gimme a break M, we both, for Godsake, are engineers and you asked me to go to someone just to change a bulb.*

haih

Ignoring his crazy thoughts, I went straight home and changed the light in less than 5 minute with the shortest screwdriver I had in the car.

My hands were dirty, so did my jeans, but believe me, you dont need an expansive money thirsty mechanic to change the signal light. read the manual in one go and u are all set.

Haii M sayangku, cant live with you, cant live without you.

kakinota:

He found out that I changed the light myself couple of days after. hah nko, terhegeh2 menyengih.

Geram aku!

New Year and Maal Hijrah

Maal hijrah pun aku tak sambut, sengallah kan nak sambut New Year

Same like last year - NO RESOLUTION

I am done with it, i need daily motivated or hourly or secondly or mini-secondly motivated cause my enthusiasm life span as short as "nasi lemak daun pisang bersama sambal ikan bilis yg kaw didepan peminat hardcore nasi lemak yg tak makan selama 10 tahun"

2009 flashback

health - not so good, recovering from 2008
job - sans
friends - aiyakkk!!!
love and marriage - apa ko sibuk
self-spiritual - warning zone
family - lost in quite a few aspects
cats - adorable
education - improving somewhat

life has its own tale. let's embark the journey with wit and wisdom

but what kind of wisdom do I have??!!!

THINK!THINK!THINK!